He filled out a TR15 instead of a KTR15, which means he’s going to have to re-file with a TR15 AND a BE12 to explain the original error.
He just finished watching the movie “E.T.” Can’t say I blame him for this one.
No toner. Sometimes it’s the little things.
Marissa said there’d be sandwiches. WHERE ARE THE SANDWICHES?
First beautiful weather of the year and he was stuck in meetings all day. That voicemail he’s listening to is from his recently deceased mother. He never had time to call her back.
Our co-worker died in an elevator fire.
His son is a heavy daily marijuana user. Keurig’s on the fritz.
He has to complete and sign off on 15 progress reports before EOD. He has meetings scheduled all day, and also has a bipolar disorder accompanied by severe episodes of mania.
He was just told to fire his own father.
He’d like you to think he’s crying because he’s cutting onions. Actually, his wife just told him she’s sleeping with her yoga instructor. To be fair, the onions aren’t helping.